Our staff named these after touching them one time. “These are wine drinking pants.” Who are we to argue? Printed in Merlot colored ink at the hip. Your BAE will love and appreciate the fact that you never change your outfit anymore. At least try to wash them occasionally.
Like all of our items, this shirt is hand printed in Detroit at our Headquarters for Global Domination and retail store on Fort Street near Cass.
- 100% Unicorn hair. All unicorns were gently nuzzled and brushed as part of their routine care regimen to procure the hair used in the production of these pants.
- Merlot logo (as pictured)
- Small logo under left pocket
$5 flat rate shipping on all orders!
The Authentic IAD Guarantee: It’s your hard-earned money and we want you to proudly wear a product that was designed and printed in the city of Detroit. If, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will take it back and give you a full refund NO QUESTIONS ASKED.